How This Works

Here at Opinionated Little Fuck, I'm going to watch movies, either recommended or those I simply want to watch, and type out a commentary. In most commentaries, time stamps will be offered. The exceptions will be for any movies I see in theatres.

Whenever possible, I will take suggestions for movies to review. I will enable comments, but I will delete any that are bashing, use slurs, or are attacking any person for any reason other than bad acting, directing, lighting, etc.

And as if you couldn't guess by the blog's title, there will be obscenities. A plethora of them. If you're offended by such things, stop reading. Really. Right now. It's only going to get worse.

So start suggesting movies!


EDIT: I've decided to add the commentary I had for Les Miserables to this post. It will be copy/pasted from Facebook, and without time stamps. Deal with it.

Things I didn't know about Les Mis, as I didn't get to see it in the movie theatres: The Bishop? Colm Wilkinson. For those of you that don't know, he was quite possibly the best Valjean EVER. I'd love the chance to ask him how he felt in the role, and how he thought Jackman did. (And Crowe. Thus far, I'm woefully unimpressed. Beyond underwhelmed.)

I'll admit that Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter both did an excellent job as the Thenardiers. I still hate them.

AUGH! Marius does the chin wobble thing for vibrato! So. Cheap. Total cop-out. Infuriating! A:IfhugaPIURhgbvpnaouiwsenhvpIUAWRGAKJFD

So this one time, I saw Les Mis on Broadway. In that show, the guy who waved the big ol' red flag knew what he was doing with it. May have been in a colorguard at some point. The guys in the movie? Not so much.

I don't know why it was so funny, but the chairs flying out the windows made me laugh like a madwoman.

You ratfuck sons of bitches! You add some bullshit song for Valjean. Ok, fine. It's Hugh Jackman. I get that. But you DO NOT cut out HALF - the most impressive half - of one of the most gut-wrenching songs in the entire fucking play! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! Because Eponine didn't get enough of the shaft with that chin-wobbling, oblivious, shit-for-brains revolutionary? You have to cut her death song, too? I fucking hate you all.

I felt worse for Courfeyrac than I did for Gavroche. The little one had 0 charm, which is a great pity. Especially because of the touching moment between his corpse and Javert.

Aww, and they cut Dog Eats Dog. Poo. Literally.

"...oooooooooooooooon!" [pause] [THWACK] BAHAHAHA!
Nothing like sound effects to kill what should have been an intense moment.

"Empty Chairs" would have been PERFECT if he didn't chin wobble. Truly.

I was afraid Amanda Seyfried would be too...*blonde*...for Cosette. But she opens her mouth, and beauty comes out. Reservations removed.

And they replaced Eponine with the Bishop in the Finale. Fucking really? You people suck. The only reason I don't hate you is because it was Colm Wilkinson. But you're still bastards.