Pitch Perfect

Next up for review is Pitch Perfect, a 2012 movie starring Elizabeth Banks, John Michael Higgins, Anna Kendrick, and Brittany Snow. At first glance, it looks like it's going to be a feature-length episode of Glee. Having seen some trailers involving the character "Fat Amy", I'm already dreading this one. Kyle, if I hate this, I'm blaming you for the 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

2:22 - Don't *drop* the mic, you twat!

5:42 - Who takes a cab to move-in?

11:49 - And I already want to stab Fat Amy in the face.

21:00 - I'da punched a bitch. That shit would never fly in the real world. Also, none of the showers in college are that big.

28:11 - It's what?

47:49 - Seriously guys, it's No Diggity. Get on that shit.

51:56 - Did they somehow miraculously watch the entire movie, or did that dope just skip to the end?

58:636 - Fat Amy just looked like the guy who plays The Only Gay in the Village from Little Britain.

1:01:35 - Because we couldn't see that lineup coming a mile away.

1:02:02 - Donald Faison! (Where's JD? He can kinda sing...)

1:10:52 - Say Aca again, you stupid bitch.

1:11:55 - That is one warped, twisted individual. I hate her less, now.

1:18:30 - Seriously, who cries at the end of Breakfast Club?

1:24:36 - "Got it." BAHAHAHAHA!

1:26:26 - Ah god, vom angels.

1:29:39 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!

1:40:16 - Predictable. But a great transition.

1:42: 45 - Bad Effie!

1:44:50 - Wait, I wanted to know what song they chose!



Ok, so this was less horrific than I expected. The plot was predictable, save the on-cue vomiting, and I found the main cast thoroughly unlikable, but the overall outcome was satisfactory. The music was great, which was kind of the only reason I'm going with 3/5 on this one.